Oh, to be Stacy Brown's editor- No thanks!

Stacy's writing is just like arsenic poisoning. Cumulative.

Brown was educated in the finest tabloid tradition. His hack masters taught him that to change the public's opinion of a highly popular person takes a steady attack. Brown is busy building a perception of Evans in the public's eye.

Hackmasters School of Journalism also taught Brown that the best way to deflect criticism is to accuse your enemy of the things you're accused of.

For example, the pampered Chris Doherty, who has had someone to clean up every mess he made, from his diaper to his current crap, who would fall over in a faint should he have to do a manual chore, a public official so out of touch with the working class he represents that dirt under his nails would require a bout of antibiotics, obviously has an image problem.

Enter Evans. Gaining in popularity because she's been consistently right about the failures of the mayor's policies and spendings and also known to work as hard as her constituents, Evens is a force that needs to be dealt with, but how?

Simple. Slowly build the impression she has grown "above" the people. Mention the new "luxury" car. Another article should mention her "huge" house and maybe trips she might take. Don't forget her wardrobe.

Like a frog in cold water. Turn the heat up slowly and soon, frog soup! If Brown had simply stated he thought Evans was driving an expensive car and was losing touch with her constituency, he'd be laughed out of the valley.

Through the time-tested methods of Hackmasters School of Journalism, Brown plants the seeds of doubt, one story at a time. Given the aboundant fertilizer available in the city and a little water, this plan should have grown like a weed.

Then there's the DD 2007 poliweed whacker. Let's just mow that baby down like the pricker bush it is. Isn't it time for Michael Jackson to go to court, Stac?

Frog Soup with a side of weeds ! A Hackmasters School of Journalism favorite!

Bon appetite!